语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！

　　boy: may i hold your hand?

　　girl: no thanks,it isn't heavy.

　　boy: can i buy you a drink?

　　girl: actually i'd rather have the money.

　　boy: is this seat empty?

　　girl: yes,and this one will be if you sit down.

　　boy: haven't i seen you some place before?

　　girl: yes.that's why i won't go there anymore.

　　boy: i'd like to call you.your number?

　　girl: it's in the phone book.

　　boy: hi,didn't we go on dates before? once or twice?

　　girl: must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice.

　　girl: if we become engaged, will you give me a ring?

　　boy: sure,what's your telephone number?

　　girl: i think the poorest people are the happiest.

　　boy: then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.