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Roses for My Wife----笑话一则
on the way home one night, i spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. after selecting a dozen and entering the shop, i was greeted by a young saleswoman.
are these for your wife, sir? she asked.
yes, i said.
for her birthday? she asked.
no, i replied.
for your anniversary?
no, i said again.
as i pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, i hope she forgives you.
给妻子的玫瑰
一天晚上回家的路上,我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫瑰。我挑了一打,走进店里,一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼。
先生,这些是送给你妻子的吗?她问道。
是的,我说。
她的生日?她问。
不是,我回答。
你们的结婚纪念日?
不是,我又答道。
当我将找回的钱装进口袋,朝门口走去时,那年轻的女人冲我喊道:希望她能原谅你。
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